Thursday, 15 September 2011

Counting 1000 idiots in one hour

On my way to home from Office, I thought of having some time pass on the road. So I decided to count IDIOTS on the road. I got more than 1000 idiots in less than a hour. Of course, Traffic signal is the best place to find idiots.
The criteria to decide someone as idiot are:

  1. Who will ride their vehicles on the wrong way.
  2. Who wont give signal while taking turn.
  3. Who will jump traffic signals.
  4. Who unnecessarily honks when the signal turns green.
  5. Who will stop their vehicle beyond the stop line and stand on the pedestrian crossing. In one signal(Bommanahalli signal, Bangalore), I found around 100 such idiots.
  6. Who wont give any signal while changing the lane.
  7. Who will go in the wrong lane. When someone has to go straight but they will go in the other lane and create problems for other people.
  8. Who will wear helmet only for the sake of traffic constable.
  9. Who won't honk or ring the bell while taking turns.
  10. A single person driving car, who hates traffic jams. They never think they are the reason for traffic jam. They will occupy four times more space than a Motor biker and six times more space than a cyclist.
  11. Bikers who went on the left side of 'city bus' in a bus stop, which created trouble for bus commuters.
  12. People who didn't turned off their engines even in 180 seconds signal.
I also consider myself as idiot when I do any of these mistakes. Earlier I was not following traffic rules seriously. But one incident changed my thinking. It taught me how important to follow rules and keep yourself and others secure on the road.

A big IDIOT who hit a young couple who stopped their bike immediately after the signal turned RED. A cab driver on the process of jumping signal did the accident and both husband & wife died in a couple of days. The two small kids aged less than 10 years lost their parents and cab driver gained just THREE MINUTES of time by jumping that signal. A happy family became no family, just for those three minutes.

I hope readers of my blog won't behave like idiots. A little time at the traffic signal is not worth of a life. Drive safe. Live happily.